[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

These made my night.

fastcompany:

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The difference is, my wife laughs, and I weep inside. She’s so much cooler than me.

fastcompany:

Watch>

The difference is, my wife laughs, and I weep inside. She’s so much cooler than me.

Don’t make stuff because you want to make money — it will never make you enough money. And don’t make stuff because you want to get famous — because you will never feel famous enough. Make gifts for people — and work hard on making those gifts in the hope that those people will notice and like the gifts.
futurejournalismproject:

Tsundoku
The closest word we’ve found to describe our bookmarking habits.

My entire home office, in one Japanese term.

futurejournalismproject:

Tsundoku

The closest word we’ve found to describe our bookmarking habits.

My entire home office, in one Japanese term.

addictinginfo:

Minimum and low wage earners are a large part of the workforce, and they need a raise. 
h/t Economic Policy Institute


They sure do.

addictinginfo:

Minimum and low wage earners are a large part of the workforce, and they need a raise. 

h/t Economic Policy Institute

They sure do.

Harvey Danger's "Where Have All The Marrymakers Gone?' Vinyl Pre-Order

absolutepunk:

Harvey Danger's breakout album, Where Have All The Marrymakers Gone? is now officially available for pre-order on vinyl via No Sleep Records.

It’s about time! Can’t wait for the new liner notes.

Sing Along Songs turned 5 today! Huzzah! If only I updated more often!

Sing Along Songs turned 5 today! Huzzah! If only I updated more often!

leanin:

"Strong is the New Pretty" is a new photo series by Kate Parker which shows her two daughters and their friends "just as they are: loud, athletic, fearless, messy, joyous, frustrated. I wanted to celebrate them, just as they are, and show them that is enough.  Being pretty or perfect is not important. Being who they are is."

Photos by Kate T. Parker.

Yes yes.

fastcompany:

This Genius Spoof Rebrands Santa For The 21st Century

*Santa* is a registered trademark of santaclaus global enterprises incorporated. And don’t you forget it.

"It begins with the Hiss of power and ends with the Ah of surprise."